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MOVIE OF THE DAY: LINK (1986)

An orangutan that wants to have a little "monkey business" with Elisabeth Shue. Can you blame him?

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MOVIE OF THE DAY: JOHN CARPENTER’S PRINCE OF DARKNESS (1987)

Supernatural week lurks forward as Michael continues to receive video-dream-transmissions from the year 1...9...9...

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COLLECTING VHS: THE POWER (1983)

Michael is consumed by pure evil and is addicted to THE POWER! No, he hasn't become a Republican. It's a horror movie.

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MOVIE OF THE DAY: NIGHT OF THE DEMON (1980)

Michael keeps monster week rampaging forward with a killer/rapist-Bigfoot on the loose! Holy shit!

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COLLECTING VHS: TERROR VISION (1986)

Michael beams some slimy monster movie madness onto his old satellite dish with a gooey 80's gem.

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COLLECTING VHS: ROCKTOBER BLOOD (1984)

Michael proves that rock 'n' roll will never die. In fact, it will actually kill YOU!

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MOVIE OF THE DAY: POPCORN (1991)

Michael serves up a bag of hot-buttered gore as one-hit wonder slasher week lumbers along.

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COLLECTING VHS: JACK’S BACK (1988)

Michael continues to revel in his unabashed and strictly heterosexual man-crush on 80's era James Spader!

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MOVIE OF THE DAY: 10 TO MIDNIGHT (1983)

Michael serves up some vigilante-cop justice to all the creeps, Bronson-style!!!

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COLLECTING VHS THANKSGIVING-SLASHER DOUBLE FEATURE: HOME SWEET HOME (1981) &...

Michael serves up a first and second helping of Thanksgiving-slasher madness!

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MOVIE OF THE DAY: BLOOD FREAK (1972)

Michael celebrates Thanksgiving with a flick about a mutant turkey monster that feeds off the blood of drug addicted hippies! Happy Holidays!

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COLLECTING VHS: RAW FORCE (1982)

Michael kicks ninja-zombie ass with The Burbank Karate Club!

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COLLECTING VHS: PRISON (1988)

Michael does some hard time with Viggo Mortensen and Tom "Tiny" Lister in Renny Harlin's forgotten supernatural horror classic!

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COLLECTING VHS: R.O.T.O.R (1988)

Michael thinks this week's movie S.U.C.K.S.

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MOVIE OF THE DAY: HOLIDAY EDITION: INVASION U.S.A. (1985)

Michael celebrates the holiday by teaming up with Chuck Norris to defeat an army of terroists that are trying to fuck up our nation's Christmas!

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MOVIE OF THE DAY: HOLIDAY EDITION: DON’T OPEN TILL CHRISTMAS (1984)

A classic 80's slasher featuring the biggest body count of dead Santa's ever filmed!

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COLLECTING VHS: DANGEROUSLY CLOSE (1986)

Michael exposes a high school run by a gang of vicious Young Republican bullies that Mitt Romney would have been proud of.

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COLLECTING VHS: ELVES (1989)

Michael celebrates the season with a chain-smoking department store Santa Claus and an army of horny Nazi-elves. Happy Holidays!

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MOVIE OF THE DAY: HOLIDAY EDITION: CHRISTMAS EVIL (1980)

See Christmas through the eyes of a psycho with a serious Santa fetish!

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COLLECTING VHS: TO ALL A GOODNIGHT (1980)

Michael spends Xmas vacation at an all-girl school with a killer dressed like Santa Claus! Ahhhh... home for the holidays.

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